Friday, May 1, 2009

Weekend Joke


A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus so, the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy!" The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus so, shut the hell up!"

8 comments:

Vee said...

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Good One

The Dreamy One said...

I guess he told him,lol

Have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

Bwhahahahah

Have a good weekend!

Standing Able said...

TOO FUNNY! Enjoy your weekend!

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Now that was too funny!

Have a happy Saturday,
the butterfly (smile)

Anonymous said...

lol.....

Sean said...

Can't believe I missed this..This was funny.

Angel said...

LOL!!




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