Friday, May 1, 2009

Weekend Joke


A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus so, the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy!" The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus so, shut the hell up!"

8 comments:

Vee said...

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Good One

The Dreamy One said...

I guess he told him,lol

Have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

Bwhahahahah

Have a good weekend!

Standing Able said...

TOO FUNNY! Enjoy your weekend!

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Now that was too funny!

Have a happy Saturday,
the butterfly (smile)

Anonymous said...

lol.....

Sean said...

Can't believe I missed this..This was funny.

Angel said...

LOL!!




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DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.









































































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