Saturday, August 29, 2009

Weekend Humor


WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

This one is priceless... a lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so, he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and, without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she gasped and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: August 29, 2009.

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is damn hot down here!

20 comments:

E.M.H. said...

LMAO...this is hilarious..... :-)

James Perkins said...

Another good one Keith...Sorry I'm late getting here!

Toni said...

Never sure if you're going to do a post on the weekends or not..I guess I should check!

Sean said...

Hillarious! Keith!

Simon Bastion said...

Should we add comedian to your many talents good brother?

Angie B. said...

ROFLMAO!

Jazzy said...

Funny Fam!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One!

Tate2 said...

I thought this was something that happened to you at first,then I realized it was a joke...Good one Keith!

Lisa said...

This was funny.

Halo said...

LMAO !

Vanessa said...

Aww you know what? You need to stop
Keith -lolololol.

Cheryl said...

This was a good one!

Brenda said...

Always Nice to Have a gem dropped on us for the weekend!

Sunflower said...

Too Funny!

Swaggie said...

ROTFLMBAO!

Captain Jack said...

This was too cute Keith..lolololol.

Tate2 said...

Erin, baby, where have you been?

clnmike said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

now thats too damn funny....hahahaha




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