A husband, proud of the fact that his wife has given birth to two children, begins to call her "Mother of two" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife grows tired of her husband's description.
He'd say... "Hey, Mother of two, can you grab me a Corona!" or "Hey, Mother of two, what's for dinner tonight, baby?" Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly calls out... "Hey, Mother of two, it's time to roll."
The wife seized the moment and shouted back... "I'll be right with you, Father of one!"
He'd say... "Hey, Mother of two, can you grab me a Corona!" or "Hey, Mother of two, what's for dinner tonight, baby?" Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly calls out... "Hey, Mother of two, it's time to roll."
The wife seized the moment and shouted back... "I'll be right with you, Father of one!"
18 comments:
Ouuuuuuu That was crushing!LOL!
OUCH Keith...ROTFLMAO!
You just wrong fam! LOL!
Damnnnnnnn, that was cold family!
ROTFLMBAO!
Good one Keith !lol!
ROTFLMBAO! Good one Keith!
That was cute! LOL! Have a great weekend Keith!
Nice!! LOL!
Wicked!
Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu! LMBAO!
That's so wrong...LOL! Have a great weekend Keith!
That is too funny Keith! Have a great weekend!
ROTFLMBAO! That is just wrong..but it's what he gets! LOL!
Too Cute! Keith, you are a fool! LOL!
That's just cold blooded...Good one Keith!
Too cute!
LOL..I like that Keith!
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