Friday, August 27, 2010

Weekend Humor


A husband, proud of the fact that his wife has given birth to two children, begins to call her "Mother of two" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife grows tired of her husband's description.

He'd say... "Hey, Mother of two, can you grab me a Corona!" or "Hey, Mother of two, what's for dinner tonight, baby?" Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly calls out... "Hey, Mother of two, it's time to roll."

The wife seized the moment and shouted back... "I'll be right with you, Father of one!"

18 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Ouuuuuuu That was crushing!LOL!

Tate 2 said...

OUCH Keith...ROTFLMAO!

Jazzy said...

You just wrong fam! LOL!

Swaggie said...

Damnnnnnnn, that was cold family!
ROTFLMBAO!

Toni said...

Good one Keith !lol!

Angie B. said...

ROTFLMBAO! Good one Keith!

Sunflower said...

That was cute! LOL! Have a great weekend Keith!

James Perkins said...

Nice!! LOL!

Simon Bastion said...

Wicked!

Brenda said...

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu! LMBAO!

Lisa said...

That's so wrong...LOL! Have a great weekend Keith!

Halo said...

That is too funny Keith! Have a great weekend!

Vanessa said...

ROTFLMBAO! That is just wrong..but it's what he gets! LOL!

Cheryl said...

Too Cute! Keith, you are a fool! LOL!

Sean said...

That's just cold blooded...Good one Keith!

Captain Jack said...

Too cute!

DBH said...

LOL..I like that Keith!

Augustus said...

I completely agree with everything you have printed here.
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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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