Friday, December 10, 2010

Weekend Humor


A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one psychiatrist said, "Since we are all professionals here, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

"Yeah..that's a good idea.." , Yeah...damn right" "Yes" They all agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of all of their damn money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me. Vicodin, Viagra, Cialis, allergy medicine...even morphine and ecstacy."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, " Oh myyyy, I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

5 comments:

Toni said...

Good One~!

Brenda said...

Hillarious!

James Perkins said...

I'll bet they felt foolish !LOL!

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

I must admit this made me chuckle!
And remind me about telling all my business.

www.segovia-3d.com said...

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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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