Friday, December 17, 2010

Weekend Humor


Celibacy.......

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Enrichment Weekend, Tyriq and is wife, Justine, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Tyriq leaned over, touched Justine's arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, aint it?”

And thus began Tyriq's life of celibacy...

14 comments:

Toni said...

HA! THAT WAS FUNNY!

Toni said...

Oh, and I'm first again!

Angie B. said...

That was funny...I remember when we used to be first all the time!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One Fam!

Tate 2 said...

Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!

Brenda said...

Cute!

Sunflower said...

Nice one Keith!

Cheryl said...

LOL-That is too funny!

Halo said...

That picture is priceless!

Vanessa said...

Too funny!Have a nice weekend Keith!

Lisa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA..That's cute!

Jazzy said...

You crazy fam! That picture captures the joke

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Hey there Mr. Martin. So missing you since I closed Facebook.

Wanted to stop by and wish you and the Mrs. a very Happy Holiday Season and many, many blessings for the coming year.

Thanks for sharing yourself with me and enhancing my heart, mind and spirit throughout this year!

Send with love,
China

Wanda said...

Too funny.




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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