Friday, April 22, 2011
Weekend Humor
Jahari was sitting outside his neighborhood bar one day, enjoying a cold Corona and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drinking.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now Jahari gets pretty pissed about this, and goes on the offensive.
"How do you know this, Sister?" he asks.
"Because Mother Superior told me so." she says haughtily.
"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be so sure that what you are saying is right?" he asks.
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself" she snaps!
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe that afterwards that it is evil I tell ya what, I promise...I'll quit drinkin." says Johari.
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this bar drinking?!" she said in disgust.
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Johari goes inside to the bar.
" Hey Gus ,Another Corona for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to Gus "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"
Gus rolls his eyes and whispers to Johari.
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
7 comments:
Hey,isn't Gus the Bartender in your 'Escapades' stories?? Nice tie in Keith! LOL!
LMBAO! I didn't see that punchline coming!
Cute!
That was funny! Have a great weekend Keith!
LOL! Have a great weekend Keith!
Was that an original joke? Whether or not..it was funny!
You crazy fam! LMBAO!
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