Friday, May 6, 2011
Weekend Humor
Women most probably won't understand this, so ask a man to explain it to you.
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: I feel so uncertain, so unsure. I want to trust that you are present, that you are acting on my behalf, and that you hear and will answer my prayers. Yet, my confidence is spent, my faith flat. You speak in my heart and tell me to seek your face, and I am longing for the sureness of your presence, the touch of your breath, the warmth of your love. In my doubt, O God, let your Spirit hover over me with the gentleness of angel’s wings, until I am opened to faith and once again recognize the pattern of your face. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
2 comments:
That was cute! Perhaps it explains why my male students have such difficulty writing expository essays! LOL
Have a great weekend and tell the Ladybug Happy Mother's Day!!
LOL. Funny thing is if she had gave more detailed info he would have forgotten the eggs and just brought milk. SMH.
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