Friday, May 6, 2011

Weekend Humor


Women most probably won't understand this, so ask a man to explain it to you.

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"



A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"



He replied, "They had eggs."


2 comments:

Arlene said...

That was cute! Perhaps it explains why my male students have such difficulty writing expository essays! LOL

Have a great weekend and tell the Ladybug Happy Mother's Day!!

Shai said...

LOL. Funny thing is if she had gave more detailed info he would have forgotten the eggs and just brought milk. SMH.




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