Friday, May 13, 2011

Weekend Humor




A 6 year old  girl and her 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old girl "I think it's about time we started cussin." Her 4 year brother  nods his head in approval. The 6 year old girl continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell  in it and you say something with ass." Her 4 year old brother agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old girl what she wants for breakfast, She replies, "Aww hell, Mom.. I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK!

She flies out of her chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying her eyes out, with her mother in hot pursuit, slapping her rear end with every step. Her Mom locks her in her room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out! cussin like you aint got good sense , not in my house!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at her 4 year old  son and asks  him with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

3 comments:

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

That one got the funny bone going thanks!

Mizrepresent said...

Hilarious!

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Thanks for such a wonderful post




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