Friday, May 20, 2011
Weekend Humor
A young couple was driving along the highway when a policeman pulled him over. The husband rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all pal, I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" said the Policeman.
The guy thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
His wife,who was sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The husband turned to his wife and said, " Melinda, I TOLD you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Would you two stop yappin and get me out of the city...there's a warrant out for my arrest!!! ,Now step on it."
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: When my life is moving along at break-neck speed, I feel so distracted from the things that are really important to my heart and soul. It seems like my lack of focus keeps me from paying attention to what really nourishes me. Help me learn to give less priority to what only leaves me feeling empty. Remind me that when I give priority to what is really important everything else falls into place with greater ease. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
2 comments:
Dear sir,
With all due respect, the world is supposed to end tomorrow. This is no time for jokes.
Have a great weekend and see ya on FB or twitter or blogger on Monday.
SLC
@SLC- Too Funny!
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