Friday, May 27, 2011

Weekend Humor



Brian, A recently married sailor is informed by the Navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years.

A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife,Rashondra so he writes her a letter. "Boo, ," he writes, "it looks like we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and we’re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native babes. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off these women." His wife, Rashondra sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don’t you learn to play this?"



Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back home to his wife. "Baby" he says, "I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate hot sweaty monkey love!" But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let’s see how well you play that harmonica!

4 comments:

Toni said...

Good One Keith!

Angie B. said...

LMBAO!

Jazzy said...

You crazy Fam...I liked that!

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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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