Weekend Humor...

I usually have a joke to tell on Friday, but today I have a true, but funny story..It occurred at my place of employment yesterday.

We had been plagued with a lunch room bandit for the past few months…People, including my supervisor have all had their lunches stolen….There was an obvious suspect…

The Fat guy who rushes into the kitchen or conference room everytime there is extra food left over from a meeting….But as it turns out..It wasn’t him….In fact ,I was rather surprised and saddened by who it was…It was a friend of mine… A good solid worker who has never given anyone a problem…

There was some Baltimore Crab Cakes and some deviled eggs in the Refrigerator that had been in there since February…I was meaning to toss them..but I hadn’t gotten around to it…They vanished yesterday morning!!!

The guy was now as sick as a dog….He was in the bathroom  throwing up and doing other things…. If you know what I mean. He was sweating profusely….They had to call a medic in to tend to him….It was just horrible….This is what happens when people try to be slick and eat other people’s stuff…You don’t know what people have in their food or how long it has been lying around!

I asked him if he took the other lunches and he said he did….I told him that I’m going to write him up, but that nothing else will probably be done to him…No one else knows he’s the lunch room bandit…I’m not going to make that public…..He could get hurt the way people are about food in my office.

Crime doesn’t pay!

Have a great weekend everybody!