The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Look brutha, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm gonna call the cops!"
The man responded " Aww baby, I don't know what you're talking about - that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really huh? Your paycheck?," she said.
"That's right...it's my big paycheck, heh, heh,heh?" he laughed.
"Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"she said.
2 comments:
that was funny!
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