Weekend Humor

A sweet grandmother
Telephoned Misericordia Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,
"I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,
"Ester Robinson, Room 302."

The operator replied,
"Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Ester is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said,
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thank you baby, That's wonderful. Boootiful...Bootiful, Lawdd Jesus, I was so worried. God bless you for the good News. God is good."

The operator replied,
"You're more than welcome. Is Ester your daughter?"


The grandmother said,"Noooo, I'm Ester Robinson in Room 302... No one tells me a damn thing."