Friday, September 2, 2011

Weekend Humor



Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.

 He decides to test it at dinner. "Son where were you today?" he asked


His son says " I was at school dad."

 Robot slaps the son!

 " OWWWW!, Heyy, that hurt! Ok, ok I was watching a dvd at my friends house!"

 "What dvd?" asked the father.

"Toy Story." says the son.

 Robot slaps the son again!

" OWWWWW, damn that hurt...OK....Ok, it was a porno! Geeez" cries the son.

 "What!!!!! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.

Robot slaps the dad!

"OWWWWWWWW, Heyyyy...that hurt!" screamed the dad!




Mom laughs"Ha Ha Ha hahahahahaha! He's certainly your son." she laughed.

Robot slaps the mom!


3 comments:

Rich said...

somebody got some 'splainin to do.

SLC said...

Talkin' bout the truth hurts


SLC

Keith said...

LOL! Yes it does!




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