Keith's Space: Weekend Humor

Friday, September 9, 2011

Weekend Humor

Two drunken men , Jamal and Kareem were driving home. Jamal started screaming: -" Kareem, watch the road, what are you doing? Watch where you're goin... Oh LAWD JESUS...LOOKOUT!!!!

Baaaaam! Their SUV crashed into a parked car and ran up on the sidewalk. The next day in the hospital Jamal said to Kareem - "You old drunk bastard , I was hollering and screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you?

Kareem answered him: - Hell man, IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

9 comments:

James Perkins said...: ROTFLMBAO! That was too funny!; Fri Sep 09, 08:42:00 AM
Brenda said...: No you didn't? LMAO! TOO FUNNY!; Fri Sep 09, 08:42:00 AM
Jazzy said...: Good One!; Fri Sep 09, 08:43:00 AM
Jazzy said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; Fri Sep 09, 08:43:00 AM
Vanessa said...: Crazy! -LOL!; Fri Sep 09, 08:45:00 AM
Halo said...: Have a great weekend Keith!; Fri Sep 09, 08:45:00 AM
Lisa said...: That was hillarious..I needed that!; Fri Sep 09, 08:45:00 AM
Cheryl said...: That was too funny!; Fri Sep 09, 08:46:00 AM
Arlene said...: Keith, that was hilarious! Have a great weekend!!; Fri Sep 09, 09:51:00 AM

FAMILY & FRIENDS...

Welcome to my blog. If you are a first-time visitor, I hope you will find something worthwhile here that will motivate you to keep in touch and come back again. For all of my foreign visitors, there is a Yahoo Babel Fish translation widget further down on the sidebar and this blog uses Answer Tips (double-click on any word to learn its meaning). You can also visit the Tourist Center, located near the end of the sidebar. Thank you for stopping by and check out my alter ego blog of poetry and fiction below!

BLOG COMMENTS

On Apr 01 Anonymous commented on what ive learned
Love This! Especially 1, 3, & 4!! At this point, It Is, What It Is, Deal with it and move on!...(more)

On Dec 20 James Perkins commented on a word from bernie
Amen! Agreed!

On Dec 20 Political Sean commented on a word from bernie
Bernie, ask the Republicans that voted for trump. Those of us that voted for Harris knew a vote for...(more)

On Aug 01 Sean commented on is dei new way to say nigger
This is the longest post you've done in awhile, but it was needed!

On May 01 Toni commented on beauty and brains our vice president
Good Post, Love Our VP!

On May 01 Sean commented on beauty and brains our vice president
Beating other people down , no matter how , is the greatest show of weakness a person can display....(more)

On Jan 31 Sean commented on what they want you to forget
They won’t vote for border security measures because they don’t want a solution. This congress has...(more)

On Jan 31 Amy commented on what they want you to forget
No, they are not trying to make you forget it. They are just trying to deligetimaze people who are...(more)

On Jan 12 Anonymous commented on what have they done for us lately
...(more)

On Dec 23 Naturepound commented on a new beginning
Lovelyy blog you have

On Dec 20 Sunflower commented on our grand daughters futures
They are so precious!

On Dec 20 Toni commented on our grand daughters futures
AWWWW THey are so cute!

Widget by ReviewOfWeb

ART APPRECIATION 101

The Philadelphia Museum of Art is known around the world for housing great works on canvas. However, any native Philadelphian will tell you that is not the only place where you can find such treasures. Philly is also well-known for its spectacular mural art displays in various neighborhoods all over the city. A mural is any piece of artwork on a wall, ceiling, or other large permanent surface. The one featured below is an example and simply called, “A Celebration of Community”. © 1997 PDR Mural Arts Program & West Philadelphia Enterprise Center; Artist: Jane Degenhardt-Kutzer; Sponsors: Hunt Manufacturing Company, Neighborhood Development Project, Allegro Pizza, White Dog Café; Dedicated to: John Washington. Click on this Google text link to see more.

Philadelphia Mural Arts Program

NAME GAME TRIVIA

The name Keith \ke(i)-th\ is pronounced keeth. It is of Scottish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "woodland, forest". It is the family name of hereditary earls marshals of Scotland from the 11th century. If this is your name, you have a very aggressive and independent spirit. You have a versatile, restless nature, and could do any job well, although you would not like to do menial tasks. You are seldom satisfied and are always seeking something new. However, you do not know the meaning of relaxation, for when supposedly resting, your mind is forever active, worrying, planning, or seeking new ways to improve your present situation. You could organize the work of others, though in your impatience to see the job done efficiently, you would likely step right in and do it yourself.

LET'S KEEP IN TOUCH...

Feedback is always welcome at Keith's Space. Please feel free to leave a post comment, a message in the Shoutbox, or click on the link in my profile to send me an email. You can also participate here in the following ways:

* Become a Top 10 Commentator
* Bookmark this blog
* Follow this blog
* Make this blog a favorite
* Place a pin on the guestmap
* Rate and/or review this blog
* Request a link exchange
* Sign the guestbook
* Submit your blog to my directory
* Subscribe to this blog
* Tell a friend about this blog
* Vote on first-time visitor poll

Play bristle discuss
Definition:	(verb) Rise up as in fear.
Synonyms:	uprise, stand up
Usage:	The creaking of the house at night makes the hair on the nape of my neck bristle.