Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that damn water!"
THIS IS MY 2000TH POST! Have a great weekend everybody!
5 comments:
LOL... I know that is exactly who I would want if I made it across..!
Congratulations on the 2000th post. You are keeping blogging alive!
Thanks for the laugh! Keith, could it be 2000 posts! You're a prolific writer with so much to share. I'm sorry I don't get to comment as much as I'd like, but you always write thought provoking commentary and funny jokes! I really enjoy your blogs! Keep writing, cousin!
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