What I've Learned

1.Some people get you and some people don't.

2.People with no sense of humor never get the joke.

3.If it's the right chair...It don't take too long to get comfortable in it!

4.Given the right reasons and the right two people, marriage is a wonderful way of experiencing your life.

5.I'm glad people can't really read minds, because If everybody knew the truth about everybody else's thoughts, there would be way more murders.

6.If Nothing Else..I'm Loyal...I'm a Philadelphia sports fan...I was born and raised here,I don't walk around with Dallas Cowboys jackets or Boston Celtics Jerseys like some of my fellow Philadelphians do when our teams are doing bad.

7. I believe writing is my way of compensating for the fact that I can't draw...

8.I don’t really think anybody’s necessarily ready for death. You can only hope that when it approaches, you feel like you’ve said what you wanted to say. Nobody wants to go out in the middle of a sentence.

9.I guess it's a good thing to have a head of  gray hair.... Just ask a guy who's bald headed.

10.I'm not really as funny as I would like to believe I am.

Peace!