Friday, September 21, 2012

Weekend Humor




Who Wants to Go to Heaven.... ???

  A preacher goes into a lounge and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."


Everybody stands up except for a drunk woman who had been napping in the corner.

The preacher says "My sister, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The woman smiles pleasently as she is waking up from a long sleep and says -

"When I die?  Oh Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."

1 comment:

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

I'm with her Keith. I want to go, but not today. Lol

Love for an awesome weekend. It's been such gorgeous weather latelt. Hope you and the Mrs. can take a stroll somewhere, hand in hand :)

Love ya, Aries
Fsb




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DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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