Friday, September 21, 2012

Weekend Humor




Who Wants to Go to Heaven.... ???

  A preacher goes into a lounge and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."


Everybody stands up except for a drunk woman who had been napping in the corner.

The preacher says "My sister, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The woman smiles pleasently as she is waking up from a long sleep and says -

"When I die?  Oh Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."

1 comment:

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

I'm with her Keith. I want to go, but not today. Lol

Love for an awesome weekend. It's been such gorgeous weather latelt. Hope you and the Mrs. can take a stroll somewhere, hand in hand :)

Love ya, Aries
Fsb




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.









































































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