Weekend Humor

5 surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The 1st surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

  The 2nd surgeon, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The 3rd surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The 4th surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the 5th surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed, "You're ALL wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."