Keith's Space: Weekend Humor (Several Bar Jokes)

Friday, April 19, 2013

Weekend Humor (Several Bar Jokes)

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: I would much rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am planning on having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don't be shy, ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy?
She: Why? Are you leaving?

Have a great weekend everybody!

3 comments:

Brenda said...: Cute!; Wed Apr 24, 07:24:00 AM
Angie B. said...: Too Funny!; Wed Apr 24, 07:24:00 AM
Toni said...: Can't believe I missed this!LOL!; Wed Apr 24, 07:24:00 AM

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