Friday, May 3, 2013

Weekend Humor

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. 

The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." 
The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. 
POOF! Next he wished for a  Black Lincoln Navigator . POOF! There was the Lincoln Navigator sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, "
 I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.


4 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

HA! Good One Keith!

Sean said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice!

DBH said...

You stoopid!-LOL!

Brenda said...

An oldie but goodie! Funny!




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