What's the difference between erotic & kinky?
Erotic: Using a feather
Kinky: Using the whole chicken.....
How do u know when a women is having a bad day?
She has her tampon behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette..
What does a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They both can smell it but can't eat it.
What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say to the clients as they are leaving?
Thanks for cumming.
Who can make more money in a week a prostitute or a drug dealer?
A prostitute because she can wash her crack and resell it..
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A MALE TALKS DIRTY TO A WOMEN?
SEXUAL HARRASSENT.
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A FEMALE TALKS DIRTY TO A MALE?
$3.99 A MINUTE.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! and on that note, Have a Groovy weekend everybody!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
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YOU ARE CERTIFIABLY INSANE! LMBAO!
Nastyyyyy!
Tooo Funny!
Now those are my kind of jokes!
Absolutely hilarious!! You should have saved these for after the surgery. That kind of laughter is healing. I was ROTFLMAO. How's that for tech talk, cousin.
Have a great weekend!!
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