Friday, September 27, 2013

Weekend Humor (Quickies)

What's the difference between erotic & kinky?

 Erotic: Using a feather  

Kinky: Using the whole chicken.....

How do u know when a women is having a bad day?
 She has her tampon behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette..


What does a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They both can smell it but can't eat it.

 What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say to the clients as they are leaving?

Thanks for cumming.



 Who can make more money in a week a prostitute or a drug dealer?

A prostitute because she can wash her crack and resell it..



 WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A MALE TALKS DIRTY TO A WOMEN?

SEXUAL HARRASSENT.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A FEMALE TALKS DIRTY TO A MALE?

$3.99 A MINUTE.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! and on that note, Have a Groovy weekend everybody!

5 comments:

Brenda said...

YOU ARE CERTIFIABLY INSANE! LMBAO!

Angie B. said...

Nastyyyyy!

Toni said...

Tooo Funny!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Now those are my kind of jokes!

Arlene said...

Absolutely hilarious!! You should have saved these for after the surgery. That kind of laughter is healing. I was ROTFLMAO. How's that for tech talk, cousin.

Have a great weekend!!




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