Friday, December 13, 2013

Weekend Humor



At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, partner."

"Oh yeah, what happened?" said his friend.

"I was putting out the feed, when the bull came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" He said.

"So, how'd you get away?" asked his friend.

"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over." he said.

"Man, that's scary. If it had been me, I would probably have shit all over the place." said his friend.

"I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"



Everybody have a super groovy weekend!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When unexpected trouble bursts unbidden and unwanted into my life, give me a patient heart and a sure sense of your care and love. Help me remember that even when life feels unfair, your presence still surrounds and sustains me. The knotted parts of my being are never outside the reach of your touch. Give me faith to surrender my need for fairness, knowing that even in chaos, the eye of heaven is still turned towards me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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