Friday, December 20, 2013

Weekend Humor

A guy meets a childhood pal: "Heyyy, What are you doing for yourself these days?"

"I'm a fireman. " he says

"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman. " says the man.

"Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so you kid can practice, 'cause the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night. " says the man.

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again:  


"Well, did your son become a fireman?" he asked.

"No, but I have a daughter who is an exotic dancer." he sighed.



HAVE A GROOVY WEEKEND EVERYBODY!

3 comments:

James Perkins said...

Too Funny!

George S. said...

Good One!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

I like that...I missed this on Friday!(Was glued to Escapades!)LOL!




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