Friday, December 5, 2014

Weekend Humor

A mailman who had delivered mail to this neighborhood was finally retiring after 30 long years. So on his last day each house had little gifts for him to show him how much they cared, the first house he came to gave him a gift basket full off food, the next house gave him some baked goods and so on.

Then he comes up to this one house and standing in the doorway is this gorgeous woman and she is wearing nothing but this little neglige' She takes the mailman by the hand and leads him upstairs where she gives him the best and the longest sex that he has ever had. 


Man talk about every fantasy fulfilled. After that she walks him downstairs and fixes him a wonderful breakfast. After he finishes he sees a dollar bill under his water glass so he asks about it. She says, "Well I was telling my husband that today was your last day and asked him what we should do for you and he says Screw Him, Give him a dollar."

Everybody Have a Groovy Weekend!

1 comment:

Arlene said...

That's what I needed, a good Friday joke!! Have a great weekend!!




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