Friday, December 5, 2014

Weekend Humor

A mailman who had delivered mail to this neighborhood was finally retiring after 30 long years. So on his last day each house had little gifts for him to show him how much they cared, the first house he came to gave him a gift basket full off food, the next house gave him some baked goods and so on.

Then he comes up to this one house and standing in the doorway is this gorgeous woman and she is wearing nothing but this little neglige' She takes the mailman by the hand and leads him upstairs where she gives him the best and the longest sex that he has ever had. 


Man talk about every fantasy fulfilled. After that she walks him downstairs and fixes him a wonderful breakfast. After he finishes he sees a dollar bill under his water glass so he asks about it. She says, "Well I was telling my husband that today was your last day and asked him what we should do for you and he says Screw Him, Give him a dollar."

Everybody Have a Groovy Weekend!

1 comment:

Arlene said...

That's what I needed, a good Friday joke!! Have a great weekend!!




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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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