Friday, April 17, 2015

Weekend Humor

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood." she says.

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?" he asks..

"About $20."she says.

 
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." 


The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.


"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" he asks..


"Sperm bank,"
she says with her mouth full.



EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

1 comment:

Swaggie said...

Way to start the weekend off dude! LMAO!




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