Friday, April 10, 2015

Weekend Humor


Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"she asked.


 "No, she's broke."he said

"Well, then, is it sex?" she asked..


"Nah, Nobody does it like you, babe." he said.

"Then what can she do that I can't?"
she asked.


.".Sue me for child support."he said.



EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

3 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One! LMAO!

Jazzy said...

Funny!

Angie B. said...

Too Cute!




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