Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark all the time..
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Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she
flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his
hand.
"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.
"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.
"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"she yelled.
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"
Everybody have a groovalicious weekend!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: I feel so uncertain, so unsure. I want to trust that you are present, that you are acting on my behalf, and that you hear and will answer my prayers. Yet, my confidence is spent, my faith flat. You speak in my heart and tell me to seek your face, and I am longing for the sureness of your presence, the touch of your breath, the warmth of your love. In my doubt, O God, let your Spirit hover over me with the gentleness of angel’s wings, until I am opened to faith and once again recognize the pattern of your face. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
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