Weekend Humor

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon.

The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"

The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. 

 I jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face." said the man.

The bartender said "Wow! Okay But what's up with the black eye? 

 The man shrugged his shoulders and said-

"Turns out we watch different types of movies."


Everyone have a super groovalicious weekend!