Quick Ones!
Q: Why doesn''t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q.What's the difference between ignorance & apathy?
A.I don't know & I don't care.
Q.What's does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed..
Q..How do you make holy water?
A..Boil the hell out of it.
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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