Friday, August 3, 2018

Weekend Humor

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.

He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared.

The young man said, "What's the matter old head, never done anything wild in your life?"
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The old man replied, "I Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."



HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!!!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.









































































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