Friday, August 31, 2018

Weekend Humor



Three babies are in their mother's womb.

One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here." 

The next one says, "I want to be an olympic swimmer because I get so much practice in here."
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Then the last baby says," I'm going to be a hunter, because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again I'm gonna chop that damned thing in half!"


Everybody have a great weekend!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When unexpected trouble bursts unbidden and unwanted into my life, give me a patient heart and a sure sense of your care and love. Help me remember that even when life feels unfair, your presence still surrounds and sustains me. The knotted parts of my being are never outside the reach of your touch. Give me faith to surrender my need for fairness, knowing that even in chaos, the eye of heaven is still turned towards me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"



































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