Friday, December 17, 2010

Weekend Humor


Celibacy.......

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Enrichment Weekend, Tyriq and is wife, Justine, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Tyriq leaned over, touched Justine's arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, aint it?”

And thus began Tyriq's life of celibacy...

14 comments:

Toni said...

HA! THAT WAS FUNNY!

Toni said...

Oh, and I'm first again!

Angie B. said...

That was funny...I remember when we used to be first all the time!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One Fam!

Tate 2 said...

Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!

Brenda said...

Cute!

Sunflower said...

Nice one Keith!

Cheryl said...

LOL-That is too funny!

Halo said...

That picture is priceless!

Vanessa said...

Too funny!Have a nice weekend Keith!

Lisa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA..That's cute!

Jazzy said...

You crazy fam! That picture captures the joke

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Hey there Mr. Martin. So missing you since I closed Facebook.

Wanted to stop by and wish you and the Mrs. a very Happy Holiday Season and many, many blessings for the coming year.

Thanks for sharing yourself with me and enhancing my heart, mind and spirit throughout this year!

Send with love,
China

Wanda said...

Too funny.




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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