Friday, December 17, 2010

Weekend Humor


Celibacy.......

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Enrichment Weekend, Tyriq and is wife, Justine, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Tyriq leaned over, touched Justine's arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, aint it?”

And thus began Tyriq's life of celibacy...

14 comments:

Toni said...

HA! THAT WAS FUNNY!

Toni said...

Oh, and I'm first again!

Angie B. said...

That was funny...I remember when we used to be first all the time!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One Fam!

Tate 2 said...

Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!

Brenda said...

Cute!

Sunflower said...

Nice one Keith!

Cheryl said...

LOL-That is too funny!

Halo said...

That picture is priceless!

Vanessa said...

Too funny!Have a nice weekend Keith!

Lisa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA..That's cute!

Jazzy said...

You crazy fam! That picture captures the joke

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Hey there Mr. Martin. So missing you since I closed Facebook.

Wanted to stop by and wish you and the Mrs. a very Happy Holiday Season and many, many blessings for the coming year.

Thanks for sharing yourself with me and enhancing my heart, mind and spirit throughout this year!

Send with love,
China

Wanda said...

Too funny.




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DEAR GOD: There are times when I feel completely helpless to alter the circumstances in my life. I am powerless to turn around a bad economy, or ensure a favorable report from my doctor, or guarantee my spouse will always love me, or make sure I am never in an accident. When I sense that I have no control over what is occurring in my life, my energy lags and fear and frustration begin to overwhelm me. Let your spirit of peace spill freely over me until I recover my inner calm. Help me remember that it is not control that gives me peace, but knowing that I am loved and beloved by the heart of heaven. Amen.









































































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