Friday, January 7, 2011

Weekend Humor


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Howard University, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "Oh I'm thinkin somewhere in the neighborhood of oh say $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a Bentley?

" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding me?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, I damn sure am,but you started it."

1 comment:

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Hey there Aries, sending love from Waldorf, Md.

Peace and prayers!
FSB




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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