Weekend Humor

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking.

Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him-" Hey look pal, this here is a very tough neighborhood and I don't want any trouble here from you actin all weird and all, see?."

The guy says, " You got me all wrong mack,you don't understand, see, I'm a very hi-tech kind of guy. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."

The bartender says "Phone in ya hand eh? Prove it."

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it.

By the way, where is the men's room in this joint?" The bartender directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy.

The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.



"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you okay?"

The guy turns and says: "No, no, I'm cool. I'm just waiting for a fax."