Friday, January 21, 2011

Weekend Humor


Hakim had asked Tyrone to help him out with the deck after work, so Tyrone just went straight over to Hakim's place. When they got to the door, Hakim went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.

Once they were working on the deck, Tyrone told Hakim that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Hakim said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Tyrone thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. "Ohhhhh Lawdddd jesussss." she wailed.

Tyrone was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, Tyrone Junior fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you done come home drunk!"

2 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

If we hadn't conditioned our women to expect us to not compliment them, she would not have thought him drunk and seen him as a source of stength and love. Still, it is a funny joke and I plan on sharing it with Nebraska!!

LadyLee said...

Keith, man... *snicker, snicker*




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