Friday, February 11, 2011

Weekend Humor


A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ''Careful,'' he said, ''CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!Oh Lawd Jesus You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! "

"Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!''

The wife stared at him. ''What in Sam Hill is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?''

The husband calmly replied, ''I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

4 comments:

Swaggie said...

LMBAO, Good one bruh!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!! Have a great weekend

Arlene said...

That was cute!! "Sam Hill??" That is straight out of Nana's mouth!! Have a great weekend.

Big Mark 243 said...

Touche.!! Next time they ride, that ought to hold her.!!




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