Friday, February 25, 2011

Weekend Humor


An Ivy league graduate is applying for a part time job to help with his grad school course fees. He applies to work in a supermarket and gets the job. The first day of work, the manager tells him to sweep the floor.

The Ivy league graduate is furious and shouts "Hey man, don't you know that I have a Bachelors degree from Penn, Two Masters degrees from Columbia , a J.D. from Harvard and am working on my doctorate thesis in Public Administration at Princeton and you have the temerity to ask ME to sweep the floor?".

The manager replied “Oh sorry jack, I didn't know that, here pass me the broom and I’ll show you how to sweep the floor."

4 comments:

Toni said...

Cute!

Sean said...

What? You got somethin against Ivy league schools?...I took a class at Columbia once..LOL

Samuel Bastion said...

Not as funny as your usual jokes, but enough to make me crack a smile.

Angie B. said...

Cute!




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