Friday, March 18, 2011

Weekend Humor


Rakim and his wife,Juanita were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance,that cat is drawn" says Rakim, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked Juanita.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." Rakim answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the damn morning and it is pouring rain out
there!" says Rakim.

"Well, you have a short memory Rakim," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?" she said.

"I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself Rakim"she continued.

Rakim does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hey Man, are you still there?"

"Yeah" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need that push?" calls out Rakim.

"Yeah, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where you at man, I can't see you?" asks Rakim.

"I'm Over here. On the swing," replied the drunk.

16 comments:

Toni said...

Good One!

Angie B. said...

HA!

Sunflower said...

Ahhh That was funny!

Cheryl said...

Oh wow ,that was crazy Keith!

Brenda said...

Sounds Like something that would've been in Escapades.

Halo said...

Cute!

Vanessa said...

You are crazy!LOL!

James Perkins said...

That was a good one!

Simon Bastion said...

Funny!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

I agree with Brenda..Sounds like one of your stories from Escapades!LOL!

Jazzy said...

You are thrown Fam!

Captain Jack said...

Ouuuu you know what? LMGAO!

Sean said...

Only you man,Only you-LMBAO!

Tate 2 said...

Hillarious Fam!

Swaggie said...

That was insane man!

Anonymous said...

Well, you have a short memory Rakim," says his wife. "Can't you remember about Priligy three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?" she said.




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