Friday, March 4, 2011

Weekend Humor



Monk was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful super model that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife ,Juanita with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest assholes get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"


Disclaimer :(Before anyone has a hernia...This joke has nothing to do with the couple portrayed in the above photo. I am not insinuating anything.)

1 comment:

Arlene said...

Oh yes you are!!
Have a great weekend!!




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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