Friday, March 25, 2011

Weekend Humor


Tyrone had shingles.
Those of us who spend a lot of time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to my man Tyrone :

Tyrone walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Tyrone said: '' I got Shingles man.'' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Tyrone what he had...
Tyrone said, ''I got Shingles. How come yall keep askin me the same question?'' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Tyrone to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Tyrone what he had. Tyrone said, '' Like, I told the other two people who asked me,shingles..I got shingles'' So the nurse gave Tyrone a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Tyrone to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

"What? Take my clothes off...for some shingles? Okay, whatever yall say." he said.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Tyrone sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had.

Tyrone said, ''Shingles man'' The doctor asked, ''Shingles??Where?''
Tyrone said, ''Outside on the truck. When I put my clothes back on, where do you want me to unload 'em??''

23 comments:

James Perkins said...

An oldy but goody....Like the way you retold it!

Toni said...

Hahahahahaha...Good one.

Angie B. said...

You are just out of your mind..

Sunflower said...

Cute!

Samuel Bastion said...

Funny,Have a Great weekend Keith!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Love the way you rewrote this classic joke.

Lisa said...

That was cute Keith!

Brenda said...

You make even a corny joke funny!

Cheryl said...

Funny!

Vanessa said...

Good one Keith,have a great weekend.

swaggie said...

Have a great weekend bruh!

Tate 2 said...

Hahahahahaha ,good one.

Jazzy said...

You crazy fam! lmao!

Sean said...

Haven't hit that wall yet huh Bruh!

Captain Jack said...

Too cute!

DBH said...

This was funny Keith, have a great weekend!

Yvonne Anderson said...

An oldy by goodie! LOL!

Keith said...

What? Are all you guys on your IPADs at the same time? LOL!

Toni said...

I am, I don't know about the others..
I'm downtown in the coffee shop.

Keith said...

@Toni- I hope not Starbucks..ewwww!

Toni said...

Seattle Best!

Keith said...

oh, you're in Borders, right?

Toni said...

You got it!




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.









































































"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"



































Click on image to enlarge for reading






Click on image to enlarge for reading



Click on image to enlarge for reading