Friday, July 1, 2011
Weekend Humor
A sweet grandmother
Telephoned Misericordia Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said,
"I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,
"Ester Robinson, Room 302."
The operator replied,
"Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Ester is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said,
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thank you baby, That's wonderful. Boootiful...Bootiful, Lawdd Jesus, I was so worried. God bless you for the good News. God is good."
The operator replied,
"You're more than welcome. Is Ester your daughter?"
The grandmother said,"Noooo, I'm Ester Robinson in Room 302... No one tells me a damn thing."
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
4 comments:
Cute~!
Good One Keith!
Now that was funny! LOL!
You crazy fam!
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