Friday, July 15, 2011

Weekend Humor

Leroy's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer
pregnant.

Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied-
"Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl."
The babies are fine. Your brother,Leroy came in and named them.



The woman thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Leroy; he's an idiot!"

 Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
" The girl's name is Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother  says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name; maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name 'Denise.'  So ,What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

4 comments:

Toni said...

You are insane! ROTFLMBAO!

Toni said...

It's been a long time since I was your first comment of the day!

Angie B. said...

That was just stupid! ROTFLMBAO!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

I saw that one coming. I even laughed out loud (in real life).




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